The Expendables… a flop of a movie!

I have one sentence to describe that movie “Wa matha qe6ar el3omr”…

I would have been happy to watch all those veteran action stars if there was an actual story worth watching… there is barely a story. Just a lot of shooting and bullets and bang boom and glittery names.

Plus… my eyes hurt watching the movie! The actors are all OLD… all wrinkled up! You would think hollywood had ran out of botox and fillers! If they are movie stars willing to act like they are youthful men who jump around and fight and have the camera closing up on their faces every 2 seconds… at least invest a % of your paycheck in a good plastic surgeon to remove half of your wrinkles! Or lose the excessive close ups! We know who you are and the sight is not pretty! It’s like… i don’t know it’s so weird watching men so old in such a bad plot less pointless movie! U feel depressed and sad for the actors …what a shame!

They say Vandame and Steven Seagal were offered roles in the movie but turned them down. Smart men! Stallone says he has a sequel lined up… i know i wouldn’t want to watch that one! 7safa 3la floose!

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7 responses to this post.

  1. No way! I was wondering why Steven Segal and van damme weren’t int he movie. they were the only two stars missing

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    • Posted by danderma on October 5, 2010 at 6:27 PM

      They were smarter than the rest i tell you that! Van damme actually said something that meant the character had no depth or something… he was right!

      Wesley Snipes also was offered a role and he accepted it but couldn’t make it…

      and the guy who played Ivan Drago in Rocky 4! My god i didn’t recognize him till half way down them movie… where on earth did they unearth him from! I missed Hulk Hogan, Mr. T and Apollo Creed as well… if he was going to give Ivan a role i want to see Apollo!!!

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  2. Steven Seagal has been busy doing this..

    And yes, he’s absolutely serious.

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  3. Bruce Willis Talks The Expendables 2…

    I found your entry interesting thus I’ve added a Trackback to it on my weblog :)…

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  4. lool 3ala wa ma’6a ge6ar il3omer 😛

    ee ge6e3aa il filim ma2saat :S

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  5. You did not like the Expendables?

    I enjoyed it tremendously! 🙂 And I’m looking forward to the sequel!

    Cheers,
    Ipodman

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