3nj 3nj 3nj Chak chak chak… Qe6oo il 3elch! Or use a mint! Tra Lawa3taw Chabdi!!!

People, or girls in Q8 in particular, tend to forget themselves while chewing gum!

Even the classeist girl can fall into this trap. Eating gum, chewing, and forgeting about it. Looking Very vulgar in the process…

Y3ni im standing in starbucks five minutes ago. A nice stylish girl 5 years younger than me, dressed up but casually, y3ni not over the top wala halaheel, just perfect attire for starbucks yet looking very chic… she obviously spent some time groomig her self before coming here. She was standing waiting for her coffee… every thing checks out fine. But no one was looking her way even though she was prettier o more attractive than almost all the girls in the venue…

you know why?

3nj 3nj 3nj… Chak chak chak chak… her jaw is moving furiously while waiting for her order. Chack chack chak 3nj 3nj 3nj… up and down go those lips with the perfect lip tint… chack chack chak… she is seemingly lost in thought… but god does that chak chaking with the gum make her look… well… vulgar… cheap… o some how all you can notice is that annoying chak chak movement.

Now, first off, if you must MUST have something for your breath. There is a little invention called breath mints. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors. Then do not stick. When you want to dispose of them you just bite them down and crunch them into swallowable pieces. You do not have to scramble for a tissue, or even worse, swallow them!!!!

In my grandmothers 3aza, one of the women sitting there had a gum in her mouth. Quran is being read, people are coming and going, and she, seemingly lost in thought, 3anj 3anj 3anj chak chak chak… tra 3eeb!!!! Halaga

I would rather see a girl smoking a cigarette or a cigar or even sheesha that see a girl doing 3nj 3nj 3nj chak chak with her gum!!

I have learned long ago that gum chewing is kinda vulgar when my father used to be furious when he saw me eating gum and blowing bubbles with it. To him it is a faux pas beyond andy faux pas. I couldnt understand why and i used to have a gum piece inside my mouth from dawn till bed time. until someday i caught my self on tape or something and MY GOD daddy was RIGHT!!! it is very disrespectful o vulgar… i stopped chewing gum furiously since i was in my teenage years. and now, if i have to, if I HAVE TO, i would always stick it somewhere between my teeth and chew on it when i have the piece of mind to concentrate on chewing it properly and  DISCREETLY!!!

Fa plz girls, wallah 7asafa 3leekom ish7elookom met3adleen o mitsan3een o mitkashkheen… banat il q8 a7la minhom mafee… but plz plz PLZ DO NOT EAT GUM ANY MORE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ … don’t ruin ur looks plzzzzz … or at least, learn to control your selves and how you chew…

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8 responses to this post.

  1. eee wallah – siktay – fil bank thak il youm wa7da da5la mrataba business suit oo folder oo high heels oo 3ala goltich 3inj 3inj 3inj chak chak chak in a meeting with the CEO – chan ygi6 il CEO cham chilma wila ti7mar oo ti5thar oo yin3ifis wayeha – LOOOOOOOL

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  2. Posted by aws on November 5, 2008 at 11:13 PM

    Thanks for the sincere advice !
    what comes from the heart always gets to the heart 😉
    though i would excuse those who are pregnant 😛
    misakeen etloo3 chabidhom shesawoon 🙂

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  3. ee i learned long ago to just quit gum

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  4. Your post made me laugh until I read the part about the 3aza. That is disrespectful!

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  5. Posted by Alka on November 9, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    lol!!! gosh ur sooo rite!!! u wnt believe this i always do the chak chak wen m nervous… its usually wen m walking home alone or m crossing the road and there are sme men chasing me down … flashin lites at me… n to kindaa divert my mind frm freakin out i do the chak chak wiht confidence! hehehehe tats teh only time i do the chak chak … or else like u said its smewher hidden in my mouth… but i do have a sad habit wen i wana take a bite of chocolate in between my gum chewing.. i actually didnt realise but i used to take my gum out eat the choco and rechew my gum!! eeekssssss i know it sounds grossss but m tryin to stop it…. hehehehe n smetimes wen ppl go like ewwwwww i laugh and feel good and continue chewing hehehehe,,,, like just to irritate ppl hehehehe

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  6. Posted by yara4ever on November 14, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    aaaaaaaaaaa3 i hate gum lat-thakreeeeeeeeeni !!! takheyalay on my wedding day last minute ta3deelat on my make-up and dress before i go in, i wanted something for my breath anything, they gave me a gum…. takhayelay i forgot to throw it out a9lan i forgot all about it and in my zafa i was chewing gum ! I hope no one noticed 😛 bs my sister came to me later and gave me a tissue to throw it out 😛

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  7. Posted by Daddy's Girl on November 15, 2008 at 1:36 AM

    WHERE DO MY COMMENTS GO?! HATHA SHINO B3d?!!

    Ok i will re-comment again!!! Sorry about that girls …

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  8. Posted by Daddy's Girl on November 15, 2008 at 1:41 AM

    3anoooda

    Zain il ceo yesawee feeha… 3la il aqal tet2adab!!!! insha2 allah mini o raye7 ma itchakchek bel 3elch!!!

    AWS

    Pregnant o 3elch?!
    Ee ako 6areqa yet3alechoon feeha ib tharabaa 😦

    Eshda3wa

    Ditto! Zain itsaween… the best solution for this vulgar epidemic!

    Zahra

    VERY disrespectful!!! Every woman sitting next to me was saying something or another about her behaviour… el moshkila mara om 3yal b3d y3ni mo dada aghoo…

    Alka

    Eeeeew! it is irratating!!!

    Yara

    Weeeeeeeeeeeee did it show on the video tape?????

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