I have not eaten much all day. Im so hungry and craving a falafel sandwich from Kel7a… we go by car, bu tootee is about to go inside… all i wanted was one simple falafel sandwich to last me all day and fill me up…
Bu Tootee: What do you want to order?
Daddy’s Girl: One Super Falafel Sandwich, No Mint, No Potatoe, No Fejel, and No Pickles plz….
Bu Tootee: and?
Daddy’s Girl: Thats it.
Bu Tootee: Ok shall i add one platter of 7omos bayrotee?
Daddy’s Girl: No, just a sanwdich for me, o some sandwiches for you. We do not want the extra fat and oil PLZ
Bu Tootee: Oh are u sure?
Daddy’s Girl: PLZ we do not want anythign else.
Bu Tootee: oh ok.
So, i change my place and sit behind the wheel to deal with the traffic while Bu tootee goes inside and orders. Many crazy men come and go… ilee parking bel magloob, o ilee parking in the middle of the street and getting down without a flusher at least.. the usual q8y scene…
Bu tootee comes back with a bag?
Daddy’s Girl: What took you so long?
Bu Tootee: oh nothing… are you eating now?
*We do not eat in the car. It doesnt feel like we ate something when we do it in the traffic. We would rather eat it at our table at home. But today, it was an exception because i was starving…*
Daddy’s Girl: Yes now *biting into my sandwich* hey there are potatoes in there!???? *Grrrrrrr I hate potatoes in my falafel sandwich… or in any sandwich for that matter! They just do not belong!!!*
Bu Tootee: Yes i told them to make you a super falfel with salad, tahini, and potatoes *Daddy’s Girl ignores him and starts picking out potatoes and eating them on their own while Bu Tootee Drives*
Bu Toote: Daddy’s girl plz get that white box open, put it int he middle and bring out the forks
Daddy’s Girl: What?! What did u order?
Bu Tootee: oh just some potatoes to go with our sandwiches?
Daddy’s Girl: didn’t i tell you do not order anything BUT sandwiches?
Bu Tootee shrugs, i open the white box, steaming round potatoe from the ones they put inside the sandwiches, not french fries, covered with frying oil, stare back at me… the aroma is making my head light… i say to my self *yes daddy’s girl i love potatoes but a falafel sandwich at night with potatoes is bad enough we do not need to eat it he can have it he is a man*
Bu Tootee: yalla put the ketchup on it… o bring out the forks im starving…
Daddy’s girl does so silently…
Bu Tootee: Now plz hand me forkfuls cause im driving *dodging cars in 4th ring road*
So i pick up some gooey potatoes with the fork, smothered with ketchup… oooh my… why can’t he wait until we are home so he can eat them in private?
Potatoes look back at me… they smell sooooo good…. now one bite won’t hurt would it?
By the time we reached a traffic light and halt to a stop.. there are like, three potatoes left for Bu Tootee to eat… 😦
Still driving, when i open the side drawer thingy int he car, wella some chocolate covered biscuits are there….
Bu Tootee: Oooh open some for me… why don’t you have some too?
Daddy’s Girl: oh no thanx im not hungry
Bu tootee: but they are good… have some?
Daddy’s Girl: NO THANK YOU..
Bu Tootee: We didn’t drink anything… how about some cooktail juices?
Daddy’s Girl: NO! lets just get home!!!
We come home… first thing he asks: will you be eating some thing now? Fruits? Tea with milk?
Daddy’s girl has her stomach full with greasy potatoes o falafel… it feels like they are at my throat! So i reply : No im not eating anything
Bu tootee: Are you sure? nothing?
Daddy’s Girl: I AM NOT HUNGRY!!! I DO NOT WANT TO EAT!!!!
Seriously … and they say why are you fat?!
There is no dieting around this guy!!!!