Haw Haw Haw!…KAIFEEE!!! When the right time Comes!

legafat hal awdem shay mo ma3qool.

If ur unmarried, they ask — ma inkha6bt? Layshhhhh? ishfeeha? 3ndaha a7ad? 6ay7a ib chabd ahalha?… Haw Haw Haw

If u r makh6ooba, they ask –> meta il melchaa … not in the next 2 seconds? Laysh? maghsooba? …haw haw haw

If u r mamloocha, they ask –> Meta il 3ers? laykoon benkom mashakel? ma medakom!… haw haw haw

If ur just married, they ask –> Ma i7malat? Laysh? Maretha? Fehom Shay?… haw haw haw

If u gave birth to one child, a girl –> Weeeee yabat ibnaya… yalla ibser3a yebay walad 3la ras ha … haw haw haw

if u gave birth to a boy –> wee one boy only u have? ibser3a la7gay 3la 3mrich … haw haw haw

if u have two boys –> wee bring a girl! haw haw haw

if u have two girls –> wee birng a booooy haw haw haw

if u have 4 girls –> keep trying until u get a boy, never mind u become a rabbit in the process… haw haw haw

if u have 2 boys and a girl, or 3 boys –> Wrap it up with a fourth child mayseer 3… haw haw haw

Y3ni if a couple who had decided amongst themselves that they would like children SOME DAY but not necessarily today or in the next five years, they have commited social suicide!!! There are very few sane persons out there who actually respect that choice!!! AND YOUR OWN PRIVACY! Kaifeee… laman ana abi ayeeb le yahil o ajablah o arabeeh theech il sa3a I DECIDE … so what my mom is there to help me out? Allah ye6awel ib 3omrha inshalla o ya36eha il se7a o il 3afya but I AM THE MOTHER! So what people talk? yeah they can talk until they are tired why is it that i have to help them out end their yapping?

Funnies conversation i ever had, was with a crazy nosey q8y woman, i met her for 2 seconds only in my life, and there goes

Nosey Q8y Woman (NQW): Daddys girls intay min ommeta im3arsa

DG: Few years now why?

NQW: O laysh mo yayba 3yal lel7een?

DG: Well i believe inah im not ready to bear the responsibility of a child yet. When im ready i will inshallah

NQW: Shinooo? 3yal ish7agaaaa mitzawjaaaaaa?!

y3ni ballah 3lekom shino ared 3la hal mara? Agolaha shino? I had to tell my husband lets not marry lets watch each other for years until the day i decide to have a child in the first year of my marriage so we can get married? y3ni all those couples out there whome god didnt not bless them with chidlren, y3ni what should they do call it quits and leave each other? Just because they are not a “Family” by q8y standards?

And if you reason with them, all  you get is haw haw haw and ambeeh o allah yahdeech!!!!

Ana agool for all malaqeef out there ya rait bs u mind ur own business … we have had enough. Haw Haw Haw

and stop the haw haw haw… no seriously ishwaya we sound funny using it …

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9 responses to this post.

  1. mitzawja ma yibtay 3yal?
    haw haw haw haw 😛

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  2. lool ee wala ma3ach 7ag bkel word gelteeha hal nas ybe6oon el chabd wana 7amel ma bega wa7da mas2latny 7amel bshino? o bs agool bnt ygololy llay’9eeg 5elgich ely tyeeb bnt tyeeb walad tara !!! haw haw haw men gaal eny met’9ayga bl 3aks i am happy l2na lebnaya tshaweg akthar :>

    Alla y3eena 3alehom jad ybe6oon el chabd o hal awdem 9ayreen y3arfoonich wela may3arfoonich lazem yes’eloon !! they dont care !!

    Alla kreem 🙂

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  3. weeeeeh 3ad ana maleet mn halsalfaa looooooool ma boga shay ma 7a6ooh fenee o b raylee akher shay galaw 3anee enah raylee ma yabeene ambeeh shtbooon enshalah we will have kids someday but mo now my hubby ga3ed ykamil o still nabee nestanes ambeeh o bas 9ar lee 2 years

    guess what ?? ygoloon entay al7een 3mrich 27 o ma 7amltay la la ma ra7 tshofeen weldich dash eljam3aa !!! shakoooooo entaw tadroon meta bamoot ba3ad !!

    waaay madree shfeene esht6eeet 😛

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  4. Posted by delicatelyrealistic on September 5, 2008 at 11:45 PM

    Haw haw hhaw haw haw
    bs fal7een yhaw-hwoon
    o lay s3altehom shay mataw min ilkhof…..
    ma tabon a7ad ys2alkom la ts2oloon!

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  5. Posted by danderma on September 6, 2008 at 12:24 AM

    Sara
    walla ma 3ndohom Salfa robat il bent awnas min robat il sbay kilah shebabees o nefaneef o nejraa o in the end tekbar o itsheelich benama il walad yero7 wya il channa o y36eech imgafah!!! aham shay inhom assumed 3la 6ool inich metzayga!!! kil min yara il nas ib 3een 6b3ah!!!!

    iL moshkila marat tetqabelayn min nass it3arfenhom il legafa. Ana marra my grandma is sitting baman allah in a ga3da chan atyeeha mara o itgool “lo sama7tay, intay 7feedtich flana?” my poor grandma replies “ee?” fa the woman goes “inzain leesh ma i7malat lel7een?!?!?!” walla min seji!!!!!!!!!!!!! shay mahool min il legafaaa!!!!

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  6. Posted by danderma on September 6, 2008 at 12:30 AM

    newq8bride

    Haw haw haw … how dare you say inich tabeen testaneseen weya raylich without kids and FOR TWO YEARS!!!! ya salaam min yegool lazim by 30 yekon 3ndich 4 yahaheel o wa7ed minhom dash il ibteda2ee b3d wella itsereen nagsaa…

    tadreen ma yerta7oon ila in shafooch rasich mankoosh o itzefeen flan o itwadeen 3lntan il 6abeeb o itredeen il beet itdarseen il yahel il 3ood 7g imte7an il 3loom… ya itsaween chithee o yegolon 3nich dathra, ya inich itge6enhom o tarketheen wara raylich fa itsereen mohmila. ham ma y3jebhom b3d mako fayda …

    y3ni if you bring a child at 30, he will go to college at 18 when ur 48, tra ur not a mummy by then god may very well grant you life until then!!!! ako nas ye3eshoon leen 90!

    A7la shay marra fe wa7da galatlee “weeeeh laman ityebeen yahel bel 20 ghayyyyrrr 3n il 30 yahel bu 20 ye6l3 azkaa… shofee il man6eg!!!”

    O mara wa7da itkon saydatnee y3ni “jarbay nafsich, 3shan itha u dont bear children it3aljeen” la walla? makeena ana mooo?

    Walla ana 7asa feech. Ana sar lee for il 4 years im3anda… KAIFEEE o il nass beyetfarfetooooooon min el 7arra o il moshkila madry 3la shinooo… gemt amshe o athawash wya il awadem o agolohom lee kentaw intaw betraboona theech il sa3 golaw yebee lich yahil OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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  7. Posted by danderma on September 6, 2008 at 12:32 AM

    delicately realistic

    Ee la7thaty? ya weelich in sa2alteehom so2al … itkoneen bet7e6een 3eenich 3lehom o tafgerenhom …

    b3dan laysh haw haw? laysh mathalan mo meow meow or imbaa3 imbaaa3? 3ndi meow meow asna3 ana …

    o again,,, haw haw haw

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  8. Posted by Lama on September 7, 2008 at 10:00 AM

    🙂 meow

    I think the origin for this expression is from the English word How.

    for some reason I remembered Intesar A lShara7 fe Bye bye London 🙂

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  9. Posted by danderma on September 7, 2008 at 11:18 AM

    Lama

    Hmmm how how = haw haw?! walla could be!

    Mino o waye7 in sheftay wa7da itgool meow meow meow bel seka la testaghrebayn.. its me tyring to upgrade the expression ishwaya … 🙂

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